Welcome to the "rules of the internet"

These in no way represent any real rules, they are just something i found interesting, or funny at the time. Not my own work, from the internet itself



Number Rule
Rule #1 Do not talk about /b/ 
Do not talk about 4chan
Rule #2 Do NOT talk about /b/ 
Do NOT talk about 4chan!
Rule #3 We are Anonymous. 
Rule #4 Anonymous is legion. 
Rule #5 Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 
Rule #6 Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 
Rule #7 Anonymous is still able to deliver. 
Rule #8 There are no real rules about posting. 
Rule #9 There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. 
Rule #10 If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. 
Rule #11 You must have pictures to prove your statement. 
All of your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
Rule #12 Lurk moar — it's never enough. 
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Rule #13 Nothing is Sacred. 
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.-fixed.
Rule #14 Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. 
Rule #15 The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 
The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule #16 There are NO girls on the internet. 
If you fail in epic proportions, it just may become a winning fail.
Rule #17 A cat is fine too. 
Every win fails eventually.
Rule #18 One cat leads to another. 
Everything that can be labelled can be hated.
Rule #19 The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 
Rule #20 It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 
Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule #21 It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 
Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
Rule #22 /b/ sucks today. 
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule #23 Cock goes in here. 
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule #24 You will never have sex. 
Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
Rule #25 ???? 
Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule #26 PROFIT! 
Any topic can easily be turned into something completely unrelated.
Rule #27 It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 
Always question a person's sexual preference without any real reason.
Rule #28 There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 
Always question a person's gender - just in case they are a man.
Rule #29 You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 
In the internet, all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule #30 No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky 
There are no girls on the internet.
Rule #31 CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
Rule #32 EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 
You must have pictures to prove your statements.
Rule #33 Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Lurk more, it's never enough.
Rule #34 There is porn of it. No exceptions. 
Rule #35 If no porn is found of it, it will be created. 
The exception of rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.
Rule #36 No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. 
If a porn of something cannot be found, it will be made.
Rule #37 Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. 
Anonymous does NOT forgive.
Rule #38 When one sees a lion, one must get into the car 
A cat is fine too.
Rule #39 There is furry porn of it. No exceptions. 
One cat leads to another.
Rule #40 The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS). 
Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
Rule #41 If there isn't enough just ask for Moar. 
It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
Rule #42 Everything has been cracked and pirated. 
It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
Rule #43 DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS 
It's a trap.
Rule #44 The internet is not your personal army. 
4chan sucks today.
Rule #45 Rule 45 is a lie. 
Cock goes in here.
Rule #46 The cake is a lie. 
They will not brink back Snacks. (4chan mod who is no more)
Rule #47 If you post it, they will cum. 
You will never have sex.
Rule #48 It will always need moar sauce. 
???
Rule #49 The internet makes you stupid. 
Profit.
Rule #50 Anything can be a meme. 
No matter what it is, it's somones sexual fetish. No exceptions.
Rule #51 Longcat is looooooooooong. 
There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Rule #52 If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it. 
You cannot divide by zero.
Rule #53 Anonymous is a virgin by default. 
No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky.
Rule #54 Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions. 
CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule #55 CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&. 
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Rule #56 Don't mess with football. 
Nothing is impossible.
Rule #57 MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates. 
F*ck Gaston.
Rule #58 Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads. 
Nothing is sacred.
Rule #59 The term "sage" does not refer to the spice. 
The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule #60 If you say Candlejack, you w 
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can (and most likely will) make you a weaboo.
Rule #61 You cannot divide by zero. 
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule #62 The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 
There is always furry porn of it.
Rule #63 If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice. 
There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
Rule #64 Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web. 
It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule #65 Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all. 
It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
Rule #66 This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA. 
If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIcI does not have it, end yourself.
Rule #67 One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. 
The pool is always closed.
Rule #68 Katy is bi, so deal w/it. 
There is no cure for Space Aids.
Rule #69 LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? 
Zombie Jesus loves you. (note this can also be Raptor Jesus)
Rule #70 Also, cocks. 
France will own EVERYONE one day.
Rule #71 This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go. 
Rule #72 Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|? 
Rule #73 If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse. 
Rule #74 If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. 
Rule #75 Around Snacks, CP is lax. 
Rule #76 All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND. 
Rule #77 Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/. 
Rule #78 Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions. 
Rule #79 All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions. 
Rule #80 No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night. 
Rule #81 That's not mud. 
Rule #82 Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny. 
Rule #83 The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 
Rule #84 Rule 87 is true. 
Rule #85 Yes, it is some chickens. 
Rule #86 Bobba bobba is bobba. 
Rule #87 Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
Rule #88 If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right. 
Rule #89 If you cannot understand it, it is machine code. 
Rule #90 Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars. 
Rule #91 Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend. 
Rule #92 Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks. 
Rule #93 Secure tripcodes are for jerks. 
Rule #94 If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz. 
Rule #95 Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay. 
Rule #96 I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face. 
Rule #97 Shit sucks and will never be stickied. 
Rule #98 Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised. 
Rule #99 If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS. 
Rule #100 ZOMG NONE