Number | Rule |
Rule #1 | Do not talk about /b/ |
Do not talk about 4chan | |
Rule #2 | Do NOT talk about /b/ |
Do NOT talk about 4chan! | |
Rule #3 | We are Anonymous. |
Rule #4 | Anonymous is legion. |
Rule #5 | Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. |
Rule #6 | Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. |
Rule #7 | Anonymous is still able to deliver. |
Rule #8 | There are no real rules about posting. |
Rule #9 | There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. |
Rule #10 | If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. |
Rule #11 | You must have pictures to prove your statement. |
All of your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. | |
Rule #12 | Lurk moar — it's never enough. |
Anything you say can and will be used against you. | |
Rule #13 | Nothing is Sacred. |
Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.-fixed. | |
Rule #14 | Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. |
Rule #15 | The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. |
The harder you try, the harder you will fail. | |
Rule #16 | There are NO girls on the internet. |
If you fail in epic proportions, it just may become a winning fail. | |
Rule #17 | A cat is fine too. |
Every win fails eventually. | |
Rule #18 | One cat leads to another. |
Everything that can be labelled can be hated. | |
Rule #19 | The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. |
Rule #20 | It is delicious cake. You must eat it. |
Nothing is to be taken seriously. | |
Rule #21 | It is delicious trap. You must hit it. |
Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old. | |
Rule #22 | /b/ sucks today. |
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. | |
Rule #23 | Cock goes in here. |
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. | |
Rule #24 | You will never have sex. |
Every repost is always a repost of a repost. | |
Rule #25 | ???? |
Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. | |
Rule #26 | PROFIT! |
Any topic can easily be turned into something completely unrelated. | |
Rule #27 | It needs more Desu. No exceptions. |
Always question a person's sexual preference without any real reason. | |
Rule #28 | There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw. |
Always question a person's gender - just in case they are a man. | |
Rule #29 | You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). |
In the internet, all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents. | |
Rule #30 | No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky |
There are no girls on the internet. | |
Rule #31 | CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. |
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours. | |
Rule #32 | EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. |
You must have pictures to prove your statements. | |
Rule #33 | Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. |
Lurk more, it's never enough. | |
Rule #34 | There is porn of it. No exceptions. |
Rule #35 | If no porn is found of it, it will be created. |
The exception of rule 34 is the citation of rule 34. | |
Rule #36 | No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. |
If a porn of something cannot be found, it will be made. | |
Rule #37 | Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. |
Anonymous does NOT forgive. | |
Rule #38 | When one sees a lion, one must get into the car |
A cat is fine too. | |
Rule #39 | There is furry porn of it. No exceptions. |
One cat leads to another. | |
Rule #40 | The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS). |
Another cat leads to Zippo Cat. | |
Rule #41 | If there isn't enough just ask for Moar. |
It needs more Desu. No exceptions. | |
Rule #42 | Everything has been cracked and pirated. |
It is delicious cake. You must eat it. | |
Rule #43 | DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS |
It's a trap. | |
Rule #44 | The internet is not your personal army. |
4chan sucks today. | |
Rule #45 | Rule 45 is a lie. |
Cock goes in here. | |
Rule #46 | The cake is a lie. |
They will not brink back Snacks. (4chan mod who is no more) | |
Rule #47 | If you post it, they will cum. |
You will never have sex. | |
Rule #48 | It will always need moar sauce. |
??? | |
Rule #49 | The internet makes you stupid. |
Profit. | |
Rule #50 | Anything can be a meme. |
No matter what it is, it's somones sexual fetish. No exceptions. | |
Rule #51 | Longcat is looooooooooong. |
There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw. | |
Rule #52 | If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it. |
You cannot divide by zero. | |
Rule #53 | Anonymous is a virgin by default. |
No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky. | |
Rule #54 | Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions. |
CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. | |
Rule #55 | CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&. |
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. | |
Rule #56 | Don't mess with football. |
Nothing is impossible. | |
Rule #57 | MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates. |
F*ck Gaston. | |
Rule #58 | Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads. |
Nothing is sacred. | |
Rule #59 | The term "sage" does not refer to the spice. |
The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. | |
Rule #60 | If you say Candlejack, you w |
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can (and most likely will) make you a weaboo. | |
Rule #61 | You cannot divide by zero. |
When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. | |
Rule #62 | The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. |
There is always furry porn of it. | |
Rule #63 | If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice. |
There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions. | |
Rule #64 | Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web. |
It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions. | |
Rule #65 | Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all. |
It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions. | |
Rule #66 | This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA. |
If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIcI does not have it, end yourself. | |
Rule #67 | One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. |
The pool is always closed. | |
Rule #68 | Katy is bi, so deal w/it. |
There is no cure for Space Aids. | |
Rule #69 | LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? |
Zombie Jesus loves you. (note this can also be Raptor Jesus) | |
Rule #70 | Also, cocks. |
France will own EVERYONE one day. | |
Rule #71 | This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go. |
Rule #72 | Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|? |
Rule #73 | If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse. |
Rule #74 | If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. |
Rule #75 | Around Snacks, CP is lax. |
Rule #76 | All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND. |
Rule #77 | Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/. |
Rule #78 | Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions. |
Rule #79 | All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions. |
Rule #80 | No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night. |
Rule #81 | That's not mud. |
Rule #82 | Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny. |
Rule #83 | The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. |
Rule #84 | Rule 87 is true. |
Rule #85 | Yes, it is some chickens. |
Rule #86 | Bobba bobba is bobba. |
Rule #87 | Rule 84 is false. OH SHI- |
Rule #88 | If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right. |
Rule #89 | If you cannot understand it, it is machine code. |
Rule #90 | Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars. |
Rule #91 | Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend. |
Rule #92 | Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks. |
Rule #93 | Secure tripcodes are for jerks. |
Rule #94 | If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz. |
Rule #95 | Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay. |
Rule #96 | I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face. |
Rule #97 | Shit sucks and will never be stickied. |
Rule #98 | Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised. |
Rule #99 | If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS. |
Rule #100 | ZOMG NONE |